Magical Me

Incredible feats of artistic and scientific legerdemain await you within these tawdry arrangements of pixels!

Commercial Potential

Presenting some music I did in the early 90s... with tunes, beats, harmony, all that shit. Trumpet, electronics, percussion, tapes. Some machines put to uses that were never intended by the manufacturers. Birdsongs never made by birds. Cosmic rays,... more

Previous playlists:
Oct 29	-	More Halloween Tunes
Oct 25	-	Halloween Favorites
Jun 19	-	Existential Randomizer

Jenna Bush To Be Wed By Shotgun In Arkansas Ozark Shack

Or, Dep't of Headlines-In-Coitus: How Pregnant Is Jenna Bush?   It’s time to go over the photographic forensic evidence and see if we can settle the burning question of the summer: Is Jenna pregnant or just really fat? (...) and.... more

Previous blog entries:
Aug 16	-	AT&T Won't Give Us the Time Of Day
Aug 14	-	This news seems too good to be true...
Aug 11	-	Harry Potter And the Take-Out Order Of Kung Pao Phoenix

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Khazakstan

It's hard to imagine anyone in the "US and A" not knowing by now the backstory to "Borat" -- the bumbling, misogynist, Jew-hating Khazaki journalist is a character invented by British (Jewish) comedian Sasha Baron Cohen who injects himself, reality-... more

Previous reviews:
Aug 19	-	Little Miss Sunshine
Aug 7	-	Strangers With Candy
Jan 20	-	Grizzly Man (and a parody)